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Rabu, 30 September 2009

Vast Right Wing Conspiracy Reboot

Former U.S. President, Bill Clinton and current President, Barack Obama

Former President, Bill "Bubba" Clinton, is insisting there is a "vast, right wing conspiracy" out to get newly elected, Commander-in-Chief, Barack Obama, much like the one his wife, Hillary Clinton, insisted was plotting to destroy him, while he was the Head of State.

I don't doubt members of the right are out to get Obama and want to see him brought down (looks at Rush "I Want Obama To Fail" Limbaugh) but there have also been vast, left wing conspiracies as well, designed to destroy people opposed to their views.

Barack Obama to Michelle Obama: Oh no she didn't! Is Hillary wearing the same dress you're wearing!

Therefore, it is a two way street. Such conspiracies also exist in Corporate America. The end result of that madness was the 2008 financial crisis.

Enough with the conspiracies, already. They benefit no one in the end, as people do reap what they sow in life. God promises it. What you'll end up with is an injured party and a guilty party God punishes for being a victimizer.

Bill Clinton Speaks Of vast, Right-Wing Conspiracy

September 27, 2009 - Bill Clinton says a vast, right-wing conspiracy that once targeted him is now focusing on President Barack Obama.

The ex-president made the comment in a television interview when he was asked about one of the signature moments of the Monica Lewinsky affair over a decade ago. Back then, first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton used the term "vast, right-wing conspiracy" to describe how her husband's political enemies were out to destroy his presidency.

Bill Clinton was asked on NBC's "Meet the Press" whether the conspiracy is still there. He replied: "You bet. Sure it is. It's not as strong as it was because America has changed demographically. But it's as virulent as it was."

Clinton said that this time around, the focus is on Obama and "their agenda seems to be wanting him to fail."

http://www.npr.org

Senin, 28 September 2009

Americans Sick Of Health Care

...And War

Former U.S. President, Bill Clinton and current President, Barack Obama

According to a New York Times report regarding a poll, Americans are sick of the health care debates raging in Washington, as U.S. President Barack Obama, attempts to launch his sweeping initiatives.

As previously stated on the Judiciary Report two days ago, Americans have also grown weary regarding war, according to a poll released yesterday.

Public Wary of Obama on War and Health Care, Poll Finds

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/25/us/politics/25poll.html

Woman Pregnant Twice At Same Time

An Arkansas woman got pregnant twice at the same time. You know former President Bill Clinton did it and that is his home turf (kidding).

Bill Clinton: Hillary just doesn't know, that baby to the right is mine as well!

Actually, she went to her obstetrician for a routine check up during her pregnancy and found out she was pregnant again. Therefore, that's two babies, who are not twins, conceived two and a half weeks apart. Amazing.

Lady, your husband needs to lay off the Viagra.

Pregnant woman gets pregnant. Huh?

A pregnant Arkansas woman was shocked when she went in for a routine ultrasound and learned that she was pregnant yet again. She has two growing fetuses in her belly, yet the babies aren't twins. Doctors say she got pregnant twice. One baby was conceived two and a half weeks before the other...

How often does this happen?

"It's so rare there's no prevalence or incidence in the literature," Boyle told "GMA." "I could only find about 10 reported cases."

Boyle added that the most recent case occurred in England, and both babies were healthy at delivery. In earlier cases, there were some complications with one of the babies being born prematurely, but Boyle is hopeful everything will go smoothly for this woman in Arkansas.

http://www.sfgate.com

Kamis, 13 Agustus 2009

Hillary Clinton Gets Ghetto

Hillary Clinton: I'm secretary of state, not Bill

U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton, has been hanging out in Harlem too much, with her husband, former U.S. President, Bill Clinton.

A reporter in Africa, asked Hillary Clinton for her husband's opinions and she went ghetto on the journalist and barked, "I'm the Secretary of State, not Bill."

Hillary exploded. What happened? Remembered you are the SOS (Secretary of State) and not the POTUS (President Of The United States). Did Hillary have a flashback of Election night? See, that's why you couldn't be President. Get PMS and you'd blow up the whole world.

U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton (left) and President Barack Obama (right)

Turns out the whole thing was an alleged misunderstanding, as the translator meant to ask her President Obama's views, not those of her husband, Bill Clinton. Yes, egg on face time, Hillary.

Former Secretary of State, Condoleezza Rice, would never have snapped like that. She would have given him the evil eye and Bush would have instructed the Secret Service to classify the reporter an insurgent, beat him down and renditioned him.

Side Bar: maybe Hillary is not happy her husband Bill was loudly applauded last week, in a headline grabber, for bringing home two journalists that were held in North Korea on spying charges.

After all, such matters would be her domain as Secretary of State. The two young women with families, were facing 12-years in a hard labor camp, eating a corn and water diet each day, also known as the Hollywood celebrity diet.

Kamis, 06 Agustus 2009

Bill Clinton In North Korea

Originally published August 4. 2009 to the Judiciary Report website

Former U.S. President, Bill “Bubba” Clinton, has traveled to North Korea on a diplomatic mission, to obtain the release of two pretty journalists, arrested for spying, who face 12 years in prison.

If he succeeds, on the plane home, watch Bubba ask them for a date. You know that’s why he went over there. He will reason, someone springs you from jail, it’s going to be hard to say no (joking).