Chris Brown
Disgraced R&B singer Chris Brown is embarking on a fan appreciation tour, which I find hilarious. He is essentially going on the road, to promote his single and forthcoming CD, whilst charging his audience money to see him perform live.
However, he’s supposedly doing so, because he appreciates his audience and deems this a thank you to them. I think it is the other way around. Dude should have named it what it really is, “The Please Save My Career Tour.”
Rihanna
Tell the truth, your girlfriend hit you and you tried to bite her fingers like Jeffrey Dahmer and kick her like you were fighting Bruce Lee (albeit, with Woody Woodpecker's hair).
