From Black Eyed Peas To Black Eyed Sleaze

Fergie

Black Eyed Peas front woman and resident stage urinator, 34-year-old Fergie, (buy some Depends, already) is in for more bad news, as her husband, actor Josh Duhamel, who actress Megan Fox has the hots for, was outed live on Top 40 radio show Wild 949 (http://www.wild949.com) for having affairs with female members of the U.S. Air Force, while filming the "Transformers" movies. This is after a stripper came forward about their affair.

Three years ago, in the "June 30, 2006 - Day 4" page of my online diary I wrote: "Saw actor Josh 'Tad Hamilton' Duhamel in traffic in a black truck right off Sunset Blvd in Brentwood (the street adjacent to the hotel). He was driving with a friend or relative."

That was a warning shot. I didn't state all I saw, as I'm not Perez Hilton and wasn't looking to mess up anyone's relationship, but when Duhamel saw me looking at them, he did a double take and had this "uh oh" look on his face - the same look one gets when one is seen by a blogger or celebrity columnist, caught doing something one is not supposed to do.

Fergie

The "friend or relative" I kindly made mention of, without stating the sex thereof, was a smiling, beaming, 20-something woman, with shoulder length, curly blond hair, sitting beside him in the passenger seat and it wasn't Fergie. Girlfriend looked as pleased as punch and was giving him these dreamy eyed looks.

Megan Fox (left) Josh Duhamel (right)

But since the cat's out the bag and Fergie infringed my music, I don't care anymore. In Fergie's distasteful, unoriginal song "London Bridge" she states she is a "h*e." Apparently, so is her husband.

Bad News For Black Eyed Peas Girl...

Nov 1, 2009 - Fergie has woken up to some horrible news this morn: that her hubby of less than a year, actor Josh Duhamel, has cheated on her with two different women.

Rumours of Josh’s extra-marital activities surfaced last week after trash rag The National Enquirer quoted a stripper who claimed she’d hooked up with him at the club where she worked.

The woman called, Nicole Forrester, claims she and Josh drank vodka together, after which he asked her to perform a nude dance for him and his friend.

Then she claims, they went to his room and sweated up his bed sheets...

However, The National Enquirer has hit back claiming Nicole passed a rigorous lie detector before they published the story...

The woman called a US radio station over the weekend to say the actor had sex with her chum while he was filming ’Transformers 2’ in New Mexico...

http://www.mtv.com.au

Josh Duhamel Cheating On Fergie

Megan Fox (left) Josh Duhamel (right) As mentioned previously one month ago, actor Josh Duhamel, caught the eye of his "Transformers" costar, Megan Fox (that was a hint, people). Fergie - is that a garbage bag in your hair One month later, he is in trouble for cheating on his wife of one year, singer and pants pee-er, Fergie, after catching the eye of another stripper (yes, Megan, I'm calling you a stripper too). Megan Fox This month, while in Atlanta, Georgia, in the Southern part of the United States, filming a movie that will probably flop, Duhamel had sex with a stripper in a five star hotel. She sold her story to the tabloids, after passing a polygraph test. Stripper, Nicole Forrester, who goes by the stage name "Delilah" cut Josh's proverbial locks and had sex with him in a $820 per night hotel room, after the two told each other how great the other looked, whilst drinking his wife's favorite liquor, she sings about in her infringing music. News of this story is sure to make his wife angry. Side Bar: Did Radar Online make a typo in its story when they referred to Fergie as "stunning" rather than "stunned." Side Bar 2: After music thief Fergie peed on stage, shouldn't her group's name be changed from the Black Eyed Peas to the Black Eyed PEES. Bombshell Report: Josh Duhamel Cheated On Fergie With Stripper Posted on Oct 28, 2009 @ 06:46PM - Transformers star Josh Duhamel cheated on his stunning new wife Fergie - having a wild night of sex with a busty blonde stripper, according to a bombshell story in the new edition of The National Enquirer. ...Duhamel, 36, met stripper Nicole Forrester in early October at an all-nude club in Atlanta...she performs under the name “Delilah.” Duhamel denies the report emphatically...Duhamel was in Georgia filming the romantic comedy Life As We Know It... Forrester says Josh first identified himself as “JD”, and said he was in town to make a porn movie. “I told him, ‘You are gorgeous’ and he said, ‘’You’re hot, too.’” Forrester says after drinking Grey Goose vodka together, Duhamel had Nicole perform a nude dance for him and a male friend. She says before he left, they exchanged phone numbers, and on October 9th, he called her and invited her to his $820-a night room at the St. Regis hotel. ...Forester passed a rigorous polygraph and that she was paid for telling her story. http://www.radaronline.com

Spain Bans Saw Sequel

Lionsgate is the producer of the sick "Saw" films

In the September 24, 2009 article titled "Megan Fox Goes Quiet" the Judiciary Report slammed the violent and grotesque "Saw" films. Yesterday, it was announced, the Spanish government has "banned" the "Saw" films.

Directors need to be held accountable for the films they release. To be afforded said podium and introduce such sick, mentally disturbed trash to the world through it, is contemptible.

SPAIN BANS NEW SAW MOVIE

23 October 2009 12:07 - Spanish film officials have banned the latest gruesome SAW movie from cinemas by giving it the same rating as explicit porn films.

The new picture, the sixth in the Saw franchise, revives the hunt for gory serial killer Jigsaw and features scenes of graphic violence as the body count rises.

The gruesome scenes have disturbed bosses at the Spanish Culture Ministry's Film Institute, who have made the unprecedented move of handing the film an 'X' rating. The classification means the picture will miss out on a nationwide release - as there are only eight theatres in the country which are licenced to show 'pornographic' material...

http://www.contactmusic.com

Hollywood And Violence

Nicole Kidman This week "Golden Compass" actress, Nicole Kidman, made an appearance in Congress, as apart of a hearing regarding a topic the Judiciary Report has written about for years, violence in Hollywood films and programs. Kidman conceded many Hollywood films are violent, but stated she can only be responsible for herself. The graphic gore and brutal bloodiness is disturbing to the average person. Yet, Hollywood continues to ratchet up the violence factor, believing it is what the majority of audiences desire. Then there's the dysfunction factor in Hollywood films that has gone beyond sick into the morbid, macabre and perverse. I prefer old Hollywood, where being a star used to mean something. Stars used to have class, presence, poise, charm and charisma. Now the majority of Hollywood stars are irresponsible, distasteful, brawling, DUI having, small minded individuals, contributing nothing positive to society. They are thieving, unoriginal, abusive, violent and cruel, employing criminal and invasive tactics to gain what they view as an advantage. It seems anyone can be a star nowadays, making a once exclusive club, very devalued, underwhelming and untalented. Really, where is the new generation of Elvis, Michael Jacksons, Sinatras, Whitney Houstons, Barbra Streisands, Audrey Hepburns and Bea Arthurs. Yes, stars such as Julia Roberts, Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon and Denzel Washington, have proven themselves, but the new breed of celebrities are sub-par and not outstanding. Please, take a good look at what you have running around Hollywood now, masquerading as stars. Paris "No Talent" Hilton, Lindsay " Drugged Up" Lohan, Britney "Psycho" Spears, Chris "Woman Beater" Brown, Rihanna the Manbeater lesbian and Megan "Trash Mouth" Fox. And let's not even talk about reality TV.

Disgusting Megan Fox Quotes

Actress Megan Fox has issued a spate of terrible, disgusting quotes, sure to repulse just about anyone. Why she continues to engage in this self-defeating madness, is anyone's guess.

For example, Fox stated regarding her hygiene habits, she will doo doo in other people's toilets and not flush. How charming (not). Megan, contrary to the arrogance you clearly believe, scientifically speaking, your doo doo does stink. Hence, your movie "Jennifer's Body" flopping.

Side Bar: isn't it amazing how mindless Megan Fox and pervy director Michael Bay love to joke about things others find no humor in, such as life threatening aneurysms and suicide (see article excerpt below). Then, they wonder why people think they are weird jerks.

Side Bar 2: you know what's sad and funny at the same time, if Bay actually followed through on blogger's wishes of having a Transformer robot step on Megan Fox's character in the next film, effectively squishing her, thereby writing her out of the franchise, audience would laugh and not cry, as the public has so soured on her as a person.

Megan Fox sucking it up for next 'Transformers'

Oct 21, 2009, 15:26 GMT - ...Fox's greatest hits were compiled by PopEater for posterity:

On her toilette habits: "I'm horrible to live with ... My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, "Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush." - FHM

On Stage Fright: "Every time I go on stage - instant diarrhea." - Cosmo

And Acting: "We actors are kind of prostitutes. We get paid to feign attraction and love. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone, doing things people in a normal monogamous relationship would never do with anyone who's not their partner. It's really kind of gross." -- British GQ

And on Michael Bay: "He's like Napoleon and he wants to create this insane, infamous mad-man reputation ... He wants to be like Hitler on his sets, and he is. So he's a nightmare to work [for]." -- Wonderland

On the "sense" of Transformers: "I'm in the movie and I read the script and I watched the movie and I still didn't know what was happening," Fox said. "I don't know how you saw it in IMAX without having a brain aneurysm or at least a migraine headache!"

Previously we posted an open letter posted on Michael Bay's blog from his crew members, Fox was called "dumb as a rock."

PopEater reports that for the third 'Transformers' installment, Bay made nice and posted this on his blog:

"P.S. Megan Fox, welcome back. I promise no alien robots will harm you in any way during the production of this motion picture. Please consult your Physician when working under my direction because some side effects can occur, such as mild dizziness, intense nausea, suicidal tendencies, depression, minor chest hair growth, random internal hemorrhaging and inability to sleep. As some directors may be hazardous to your health, please consult your Doctor to determine if this is right for you."...

http://www.monstersandcritics.com

Megan Fox is Now Grateful to Michael Bay

Posted: October 20th, 2009 - Now that Michael Bay has announced that "Transformers 3" is in the works and that he will bring back Megan Fox, the actress has decided to stop making comments that have previously got her into trouble with the director, like comparing him to Hitler...

She added: "The movie took me out of obscurity and gave me a career, and I'm completely grateful to everyone involved with this franchise."

Why the change of tune? Maybe it has something to do with "Jennifer's Body" bombing, causing Fox to worry about her career.

It was recently reported that Michael Bay is considering killing off Fox's character during the early minutes of "Transformers 3" to replace her with another good looking girl. After Fox's Spike TV comments, Bay may just let her live.

http://www.worstpreviews.com

Megan Fox's Parents Watch Her Sex Scenes

Megan Fox

File this one under dysfunctional. Once again, Megan Fox, has been talking too much and damaging her already wounded career in the process, via her unnecessary press quotes of an awkward, crazy nature.

Fox was recently quoted as saying her parents don't care about her onscreen sex scenes and watch the movies featuring their daughter in compromising situations. That is not normal or healthy.

Megan Fox: My Parents Watch My Steamy Sex Scenes

Updated 8:15 AM CDT, Wed, Oct 21, 2009 - The brunette stunner said her parents "don't care" about the racy scenes.

Megan Fox says her parents watch her steamy sex scenes on the silver screen -- and don't have a problem with it.

The sultry sexpot who has been filmed nearly nude...said her parents don't object to her racy scenes and "don't care and are good about" watching her do the deed on film, according to Fox News...

http://www.nbcdfw.com

Bad Plastic Surgery

Megan Fox, before (left) and after (right) plastic surgery Mean actress Megan Fox illustrated that good plastic surgery can be beneficial, especially to one's career, when one has no talent. According to published reports, actress Demi Moore, had over $250,000 worth of plastic surgery. Time for a refund. However, bad plastic surgery can have the opposite effect, scaring off audiences and potential employers in the entertainment industry, branding one a freak show. Madonna is the queen of bad plastic surgery In an article published by the London Telegraph, Madonna's video "Hung Up" was voted the least sexy video of all time. Ouch! Madonna's Hung Up 'least sexy music video of all time' Published: 7:00AM BST 19 Oct 2009- Madonna's Hung Up, in which she dances provocatively in a pink leotard, has been voted the least sexy music video of all time. The 51-year-old singer took the top spot ahead of Lady Ga Ga's Poker Face and Wannabe by the Spice Girls in the online poll.... Ten Least Sexy Music Videos 1. Madonna – Hung up 2. Lady Ga Ga - Poker Face 3. Spice Girls - Wannabe 4. Pink - Get the Party Started 5. Rick Astley – Never Gonna Give You Up 6. Michael Jackson – You Are Not Alone 7. Take That – Do What You Like 8. Billy Ray Cyrus - Achy Breaky Heart 9. Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go 10. David Hasslehoff – Jump In My Car... http://www.telegraph.co.uk

Megan Fox Cries At Award Show

Megan Fox - what is that in her hand, a big nail?

Actress Megan Fox was spotted crying at the sci-fi Spike TV Awards, where she won best actress. You guys know full well Megan wasn't crying because she won. She was crying because she was thinking about the "Jennifer's Body" box office numbers.

Megan Fox To Model Underwear

Megan Fox

Vapid actress, Megan Fox, of the successful "Jennifer's Body" film franchise (haha), is to model underwear for clothing line, Armani. How is that any different from what she traipses around Hollywood in for the paparazzi.

The deal is also thought to include jeans ads, which is ironic, as Megan, much like Rihanna, doesn't have a behind, as much as they try to turn around and stick it out for the cameras. You want a jeans model, you hire someone like J-Lo or Kim Kardashian.

Why are underwear models even necessary. Those ads are mostly gawked at by men and they don't buy women's underwear.

Armani makes good looking clothes, they don't need sex to sell their products. As a matter of fact, such campaigns often cheapens lines.

Megan Fox gets top dollar in Armani endorsement

LOS ANGELES — Confirming that endorsement deals still have cachet in a recession, "Transformers" star Megan Fox is pulling down a seven-figure payday to model Armani underwear and jeans.

The 23-year-old will be the new face of Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans in 2010, the Milan-based fashion house announced Wednesday...

The actress' publicity team, managers and agents approached Armani several times over the years to build the relationship. She wore Armani outfits at red carpet events and met designer Giorgio Armani at an Armani Prive fashion show in Paris this year...

http://www.google.com

Megan Fox's Plastic Surgery

Megan Fox, before (left) and after (right) plastic surgery

Plastic surgery has done wonders for Megan Fox's career. She had been in the entertainment industry since age 15, but it wasn't until she got a nose job, collagen lip injections, dental work, molding her look completely on Angelina Jolie that her career took off.

I saw the above posted photos on another site and one can see the difference. Now if only there was a cosmetic procedure that would give her some acting ability.

For further career advancement, there is one more procedure Fox could do - get her jaw wired to stop her from issuing career crushing quotes.

Megan Fox Slams Transformers Rumors

Megan Fox threw water on the rumors that her character in the “Transformers” movie franchise, will be killed off, written out of the movie franchise.

Fox has fallen afoul of audiences with her arrogant speech, vapid quotes and surly demeanor, her popularity descending in a total tailspin. Audiences genuinely dislike her now and it's hurt box office receipts of her subsequent films.

It’s a shame she didn’t have proper press training, as the verbal rampage she mounted cost her dearly. She destroyed a massive opportunity to build on career exposure, afforded to her by exploitative director, Michael Bay.

In other "Transformers" news, all is not well in said camp, as the original kooky writers for the franchise have quit.

MEGAN FOX - FOX KILLS TRANSFORMERS DEATH RUMOURS

11 October 2009 14:11 - Hollywood actress MEGAN FOX has killed off rumours her character will make a dramatic exit in the next TRANSFORMERS movie - insisting writers are not plotting a death scene for the upcoming sequel.

The brunette beauty shot to fame with her role as Mikaela Banes in the original 2007 blockbuster and she returned alongside Shia LaBeouf for this year's (09) follow-up Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Movie bosses have confirmed the stars will return to film another robot movie, which is due for release in 2011, but rumours have swirled that Fox's role in the next film will be reduced following a disagreement with director Michael Bay - with internet gossips speculating about a possible death scene.

But a representative for the actress has dismissed rumours her character will be killed off in the third Transformers installment, telling GossipCop.com the reports are "not true."

http://www.contactmusic.com

Kurtzman and Orci Won’t Return for Transformers 3

...As for who won’t be returning, co-writers Alex Kurtzman and Robert Orci have opted against writing duties for the third film.

Roberto confirmed via the Don Murphy website that he along with writing partner Alex Kurtzman would not be returning to the Transformers franchise. He was asked by a forum member if it was true that the duo had left the series and he replied with “It’s true.” He also went on to say that he would pass along any fandom info or suggestions to Ehren Kruger, the other screenwriter on the films.

I’m not particularly surprised by this news considering the way these two had been distancing themselves from the project after its release. Revenge of the Fallen was poorly reviewed, and contained some of the most unnecessarily crude “jokes” I’d ever seen in a movie. One of the posters even asked Orci how he felt about parents not wanting to take their kids to see the movie due to its content, and he replied with “I can’t blame them.”...

http://screencrave.com

Megan Fox Eats Crow

Actress Runs Her Mouth While Attempting To Remove Her Foot From It Megan Fox in Nylon magazine Weak actress, Megan Fox, was shooting her mouth off again, but this time in Nylon magazine, complaining she is overexposed and it is not her fault. Right. Well, wear more clothes and speak less. It's not that complicated. However, it should be noted, the minute her film "Jennifer's Body" flopped like a black man at a KKK rally, she immediately signed on to co-star in Transformers 3, to be released in 2011. She originally stated this year that she was not sure if she would commit to the film. Exploitative, no substance director, Michael Bay, made the "Transformers 3" announcement shortly after. Bay gave Fox her first role at age 15, putting her in a bikini and hosing her down with water for a scene in his movie Bad Boys, starring bisexual actor, Will Smith. However, this time, instead of "eating boys" as Fox proclaimed she did in the movie "Jennifer's Body" while playing an undead, vampire, demon from hell, she is eating crow, realizing which side her bread is buttered on. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Side Bar: I was told by a reliable source that promiscuous, man-eater Megan, is after Brad Pitt, the partner of the woman she mimics and emulates in great detail, Angelina Jolie. She has inquired about the couple and is hoping to run into him...and with Pitt's track record... Megan Fox Sounds Off On Overexposure And That 'Body' In Nylon: Cover Story Posted 9/30/09 10:35 am ET by MTV News in Movies, On The Newsstand, Photos, Videos Megan Fox is at it again. In just the last year, the young actress and cover-girl has admitted to cutting herself in Rolling Stone, shared how to pick up guys in Cosmo and discussed her "provocative nature" with Entertainment Weekly. Now, she's telling Nylon why she feels overexposed after "Transformers" and completely exposed in "Jennifer's Body." Megan, who was recently boycotted (for like one whole day) by some men's sites, claims the media blitz for "Transformers" caused her to over-extend her welcome in the spotlight. "I was part of a movie that [the studio] wanted to make sure would make $700 million, so they oversaturated the media with their stars," says Megan, about the movie, which for better or worse, made her a household name. Unlike many aspiring stars her age (she's only 23), Megan says she doesn't want to be in magazines every week or the Internet every day. "I don’t want to have people get completely sick of me before I’ve ever even done something legitimate." Legitimacy is exactly what she hoped to achieve with her role in the recently released "Jennifer's Body," a dark comedy that doesn't rely on special effects or big explosions. "That’s no hiding from anything. There’s nothing there to distract you from my performance," she said. "So if it’s bad, it’s going to be f*****g bad for me. And if it’s good, then I will have achieved something on some level.” Megan also opened up to Nylon about being portrayed as a vixen. “I think people assume that I’m much more sexual than I am,” she says. Of course, her racy pictures in numerous men's magazines haven't done much to contradict that image. But Megan says that's not really her, it's just her way of poking fun at the situation. Right, whatever you say, Megs. “I tend to have fun doing that, sort of mocking the fact that I’m doing men’s magazines," she says. "Like, yeah, I’m in f*****g underwear. I have ice dripping out of my mouth. I’m gonna give an interview that seems appropriate with that photo shoot."... http://hollywoodcrush.mtv.com/

Megan Fox Is Overrated

According to a TMZ poll, so-called actress, Megan Fox, has been voted very "overrated" by a significant margin.

Still reeling from the terrible flop that is her current movie "Jennifer's Body" Fox has been keeping a low profile.

Never mind, her boyfriend is cussing at the paparazzi, for daring to ask her opinion of critics painful reviews of the disgusting film.

Megan Fox Is Overrated

According to a TMZ poll, so-called actress, Megan Fox, has been voted very "overrated" by a significant margin.

Still reeling from the terrible flop that is her current movie "Jennifer's Body" Fox has been keeping a low profile.

Never mind, her boyfriend is cussing at the paparazzi, for daring to ask her opinion of critics painful reviews of the disgusting film.

Megan Fox On SNL

Megan Fox

After watching a few clips online of Megan Fox on SNL, it became very clear her stint on the show was terrible. She really can't act.

The scene with her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green, was disgusting. Any young Transformers fans that stayed up for the show, got a nasty surprise.

Add the unnecessary f-word a new cast member used on-air, in violation of FCC rules and the show was an unfunny, irreverent disaster.